E! Online?s Answer Bitch provided a ball-park estimate of reality star incomes, including Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag from MTV’s series The Hills:

Well, Lauren “L.C.” Conrad does get to operate ongoing hot war with Heidi Montag in the pages of Us Weekly every week, free of charge. If that’s not a fine compensation, I don’t know what is. Oh, wait. Yes, I do. How about an estimated $10,000 to $25,000 per episode? That’s the general industry range for top reality stars such as Conrad, Montag, wannabe K-Fed or Spencer Pratt.

Lauren Conrad makes ten to fifteen grand for sipping lattes, talking on her phone and teaching teenage girls how to butcher the English language. I, on the other hand, receive no compensation for being so unbelievably sexy that my looks actually fight cancer. There is no God.

Not sure when Sienna Miller turned into Lindsay Lohan, but she was spotted in Ibiza, Spain today doing some topless tanning. And I have to admit, she looks pretty good for somebody who I’ve never seen in a movie and wouldn’t even know was famous except that people tell me she is. This might as well be a picture of my neighbor. She was on Family Feud once and I think that makes her slightly more famous than Sienna.

Click the picture for the NSFW uncensored version.

During a recent performance in Toronto, Beyonce flashed the crowd when her dress flew up as she was dancing to “Deja Vu.” And like a true performer, she just held down the top with her arm and continued jumping around like an ass dancing. If you remember, she fell down a flight of stairs during another concert last month, and a few weeks before that she almost killed some fans when the pyrotechnics at one of her concerts spilled into the front row. According to my calculations, if her tour keeps on progressing the way it is, a tiger is going to get loose at one of her concerts next month and eat her face. Trust me, it’s going to happen. I did the calculations while wearing a lab coat and using a clipboard so you know they’re correct. You can’t argue with science.

Check out the video after the jump. I’d say it’s NSFW, but it’s so blurry you won’t even know what you’re looking at.